Done reading your comic, but still bored?
Why not use a pair of scissors (under Mom's supervision,
of course!) to cut out this "thrilling animation"
of Superman lifting a 10,000 lb weight? Hey,
what's the future value of your Golden Age comic compared
to ten whole seconds of delirious fun? Cut away,
Only one question remains...why would anyone
manufacture a 10,000 lb weight in the first place?
Art by Martin Naydell (of All-Star Comics